Calm The Chaos | Decluttering & Organizing

About

🏳️‍🌈We are a woman and queer owned, neuro-divergent, sex-positive feminist duo. We cater to creatives, alternative folx and self professed "weirdos" of all kinds. (y'all are our fav) We have experience with celebrity clients and will gladly sign an NDA to work with you.

🎯We specialize in DEEP clutter. Our services are ideal for folks recovering from a season of depression, anxiety, grief, addiction, disability or who live with neurodivergence that affects executive functioning. Or maybe you just moved in / are about to move out and it all feels too much to do on your own.

🔥Mira & Alex work as a team of two to EXPEDITE your project: $150/hr. Most jobs take between 5-8hrs. So an average booking is $750-$1200

RAVE REVIEWS:

"This was my very first experience asking for help with organizing my home. To start, I was super anxious and feeling exposed for a less than perfect home so it took a lot of vulnerability but they both were so welcoming and non-judgmental that my anxiety quickly faded. We worked together and got SO MUCH accomplished in such a short time. Would definitely recommend." --Lupe Berretta

"I had an incredibly healing weekend with Alex and Mira as they helped me go through the chaos that was all my fathers tools and things I inherited when he passed 8 years ago. There were so many emotions, feelings, and a lot of trauma hiding in the piles and I was unable to even attempt it on my own without having multiple panic attacks. They held an incredibly safe space for me to let go of and honor so many things, both physical and metaphorical. So grateful for their compassionate help!" --Brent Kane

ABOUT US:

Mira Joleigh -- Lead Minimalist I'm a former professional life coach (10 yrs) and currently an ordained minister at Entheo Temple. I offer trauma-informed emotional support to help our recipients recognize their blind spots, guidance while learning new ways of being and accountability to get their sh*t together. My specialty is helping you crea